Peixinho do mar

Quem me ensinou a nadar foi um peixinho do mar...

(a little sea fish taugh me how to swim)

Lifeguard

When I grow up I will be a lifeguard - for sure!

Diver

When I grow up I will be an olympic diver - for sure!

Fisherman

When I grow up I will be a crab fisherman - for sure!

Water-Polo Player

When I grow up I will be a water polo player - for sure!

Them Paparazzi!

Oh, stop it! It is so hard being a star, everyone wants pictures of me...

Verbal Shame...

Antonio, how are you going to tell the dogs that your first word was 'Meow' (cat)?

Antonio, it's for you!

Sure, who is it!

Socialist Naps

In this house when one takes a nap, everyone takes a nap.