Antonio poses for 'Hello' magazine with his friend Wiener le Saucisson. He wears a matching Modern-French outfit sponsered by Aude Gabory (man-dress) and Helene Rey (tennis-socks).
May 23, 2007
News Diggest
In “The Sun”
“…TonFancisco, the great Portuguese-American actor gets Brad Pitt’s part in the blockbuster movie “Antonio Two”, a sequel of the famous “Ocean’s twelve”. Rumors also tell us that he started an affair with Angelina Jolie and they are moving into Antonio’s Mansion in Princeton …”
In “Premiere” movies magazine
“…after some well deserved holiday with his lover Angelina Jolie, TonFancisco gets Hugh Laurie’s role has Dr. House. Producers say: “well, TonFancisco lives in Princeton, and he knows hospitals from the inside. People are not happy with Laurie’s latest performances, we had to make a choice and invest in high quality actors.””
In “Publico”
“ O actor de sucesso luso-americano, TonFancisco vem passar ferias a Portugal. Especialistas apontam-no como o novo Joaquim de Almeida. Segundo fontes seguras a sua viajem a Portugal não é desprovida de intenções comercias. Para alem de ter acedido aos pedidos dos vários patrocinadores (Chico, Mimosa, Petit Patapon, Avó Gracinha, etc.), vem também acertar pormenores para o novo block buster de Steven Speilberg, que ilustra a grande saga da reconquista de Portugal aos Mouros, no qual TonFancisco encarna o papel de D. Afonso Henriques.”
In “Time Magazine”
“After a long conversation at Tonfancisco’s Mansion in Princeton, followed by a milk buffet served by Tonfancisco’s mother, Mafalda, Quentin Tarantino manages to convince TonFan to play the main role in Tarantino’s latest project, “Milk Fiction”. TonFan also signed for a three part sequel action movie, “Kill Milk”.”
In “Hola”
“El enlace del actor Antonio Franciso con Angelina Jolie sufre un grande escándalo. A su vez el flagrante de Antonio hay sido en plena Iglesia, cuando Penélope Cruz sale gritando: “Antonio no te cases con esa, yo soy tu amor! Por favor no cometas ese error! Y que vas hacer de nuestro hijo?”, después de la madre de Antonio sufrir un desfallecimiento e de una de las ex novias de Antonio, Catarina Furtado, la acoger, el padre y el tío de Antonio escoltaran Penélope y otra chica de ultimo nombre Anderson, afuera de la iglesia. En comentario para la prensa Angelina hay dicho: “Antonio no conoce esa, ni siquiera tiene un hijo Della, lo que pasa e que se aprovechan de la fama que hay obtenido con mucho esforzó y dedicación a su arte”. Resta la duda si el hijo es de Antonio o no.”
In “Hello”
“…Whoozit goes mad! After a series of scandals related to drug abuse, the actor Whoozit Wolemina was arrested in Princeton last Monday, for driving a Volvo under alcohol and drug influence. Whoozit participated in many TonFancisco movies as a secondary role actor. TonFancisco’s father said to “Hello” in an interview: “we are so sorry that things turned up this way, Whoozit was a friend of the family, my son enjoyed working with him and he was a very close friend, but we can no longer cover up for his suicidal and careless behavior. One thing I tell you, my son is very sad with this event and has no further comments.” We can add, that after a few days after Whoozit’s Wolemina arrest TonFancisco’s uncle, JoJo, was seen talking with Weiner le Saucisson, a Belgium sausage dog, related by blood to Count Siminho de Belas. Word is he is the new TonFancisco partner in action movies.”
Report by UNCLE JOJO
“…TonFancisco, the great Portuguese-American actor gets Brad Pitt’s part in the blockbuster movie “Antonio Two”, a sequel of the famous “Ocean’s twelve”. Rumors also tell us that he started an affair with Angelina Jolie and they are moving into Antonio’s Mansion in Princeton …”
In “Premiere” movies magazine
“…after some well deserved holiday with his lover Angelina Jolie, TonFancisco gets Hugh Laurie’s role has Dr. House. Producers say: “well, TonFancisco lives in Princeton, and he knows hospitals from the inside. People are not happy with Laurie’s latest performances, we had to make a choice and invest in high quality actors.””
In “Publico”
“ O actor de sucesso luso-americano, TonFancisco vem passar ferias a Portugal. Especialistas apontam-no como o novo Joaquim de Almeida. Segundo fontes seguras a sua viajem a Portugal não é desprovida de intenções comercias. Para alem de ter acedido aos pedidos dos vários patrocinadores (Chico, Mimosa, Petit Patapon, Avó Gracinha, etc.), vem também acertar pormenores para o novo block buster de Steven Speilberg, que ilustra a grande saga da reconquista de Portugal aos Mouros, no qual TonFancisco encarna o papel de D. Afonso Henriques.”
In “Time Magazine”
“After a long conversation at Tonfancisco’s Mansion in Princeton, followed by a milk buffet served by Tonfancisco’s mother, Mafalda, Quentin Tarantino manages to convince TonFan to play the main role in Tarantino’s latest project, “Milk Fiction”. TonFan also signed for a three part sequel action movie, “Kill Milk”.”
In “Hola”
“El enlace del actor Antonio Franciso con Angelina Jolie sufre un grande escándalo. A su vez el flagrante de Antonio hay sido en plena Iglesia, cuando Penélope Cruz sale gritando: “Antonio no te cases con esa, yo soy tu amor! Por favor no cometas ese error! Y que vas hacer de nuestro hijo?”, después de la madre de Antonio sufrir un desfallecimiento e de una de las ex novias de Antonio, Catarina Furtado, la acoger, el padre y el tío de Antonio escoltaran Penélope y otra chica de ultimo nombre Anderson, afuera de la iglesia. En comentario para la prensa Angelina hay dicho: “Antonio no conoce esa, ni siquiera tiene un hijo Della, lo que pasa e que se aprovechan de la fama que hay obtenido con mucho esforzó y dedicación a su arte”. Resta la duda si el hijo es de Antonio o no.”
In “Hello”
“…Whoozit goes mad! After a series of scandals related to drug abuse, the actor Whoozit Wolemina was arrested in Princeton last Monday, for driving a Volvo under alcohol and drug influence. Whoozit participated in many TonFancisco movies as a secondary role actor. TonFancisco’s father said to “Hello” in an interview: “we are so sorry that things turned up this way, Whoozit was a friend of the family, my son enjoyed working with him and he was a very close friend, but we can no longer cover up for his suicidal and careless behavior. One thing I tell you, my son is very sad with this event and has no further comments.” We can add, that after a few days after Whoozit’s Wolemina arrest TonFancisco’s uncle, JoJo, was seen talking with Weiner le Saucisson, a Belgium sausage dog, related by blood to Count Siminho de Belas. Word is he is the new TonFancisco partner in action movies.”
Report by UNCLE JOJO
May 22, 2007
Antonio Conquers Hollywood
The film 'Man-Talk' has been critically acclaimed in Hollywood's inner movie circles. It stars Antonio, Ricardo and Whoozit the toy. Ricardo and Antonio's performances have received great praise. Antonio may well get a 'Cannes' nomination for the last scene in the movie. His 'ahh' is said to be worthy of a Laurence Olivier. There have been some press accusations that Whoozit's consumption of drugs has escalated. We think these are unfounded and will look down on however calls Whoozit 'a toy on acid'.
King of The Jungle
Antonio: 'Dad, who is the king of the jungle?'
Ricardo: 'Why, that would be the shark Antonio.'
May 11, 2007
Hairy
'This is a picture of me while I still had hair.'
(Thank you Porter family for the endless bounty of clothes and blankets and thank you Bryce for the vibrating chair)
(Thank you Porter family for the endless bounty of clothes and blankets and thank you Bryce for the vibrating chair)
Hair-less
'... and now my hair fell off and I look midle-aged.
Hair shame has befallen me.
Must wear hat at all times. Even when sleeping.'
Must wear hat at all times. Even when sleeping.'
Surprised?
'Wait, who won the French election?!'
(Thank you Katrina and Pat for the wonderful BabyBjorn)
(Thank you Katrina and Pat for the wonderful BabyBjorn)
The fate of cat
Cat has taken this baby thing in his stride. 'It's like adding another channel to my tv' he told Mafalda. Now he has so much to keep an eye on: the squirrels, Mafalda, Ricardo, Grandma Gracinha and baby. Plus there is more furniture under which he can hide.
Antonio look-a-like...
Mommy is pretty desperate to be told she looks like child... still waitiiiiiing... helloooooo...
ANYBODY?
ANYBODY?
Promenade
This is Antonio first leisurely promenade outside - trips to the Doctors and the emergency room excluded.
Bull-fighting
Grandma Gracinha is shown here writing down how much Antonio had for dinner. His parents are a little controlling and always want to know just how much he eats. Antonio fancies himself a bit of a bull-fighter and in the absence of bulls he has been working his granny Gracinha by never taking as much milk has she wants him to. Below grannie had just had a bear of a fight with the child. Needless to say the 'toreador' had won...
Alice in Antonio-land
Alice and Antonio talk. They have established that if they find each other single in 18 years they might run to Vegas and get hitched. Alice was especially smitten by Antonio's preppy collar. She thought his choice of clothes is flawless.
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